My Favorite Infomercials?

Infomercials that have had a supreme influence on me as a person. I generally try to avoid shaking my fists and yelling "Kids these days!" But I feel sad about future generations who only watch TV online and will probably not be exposed to the beautiful artistry of infomercials. When I see that they sell "As Seen on TV" products at drugstores, I get angry and start to pine for the good old days when you could only get this stuff for a low low price of $19.95 plus shipping and handling.